Character Profile: Matthew Mitchells

Introduction

This week’s post is a character profile of Matthew Mitchells, a member of Josh’s friend group, the Squad.

Description

Matthew Richard Mitchells is fifteen, five-foot-eleven, and 235lb with black hair and brown eyes. He’s allo, cis, het, and white.

Personality

Matthew is a jerkass with a heart of gold. He can be a bit of bully and takes things too far sometimes. He’s also rude and crude. But he’s there when his friends and family need him. Most of the time.

Likes

He likes grossing people out and offending them to see where the line is. He also loves working out and going four wheeling and mudding up north. He loves country music, whisky, and southern food.

Dislikes

He hates people who can’t take a joke and who are too pc. He hates cleaning his room and anything that involves him thinking too much, like reading and math.

Goals

His main goal is to bench 1000lb. Second, he wants to join the wrestling team and dominate like a boss. Third, he wants to go into business with hid best friend Henry Huntington selling health drinks.

Desires

 He desires to be strong, respected, popular, and for girls to sleep with him. Also, he wants to make tons of money.

Fears

He fears being a nobody, needles, and losing his bros Lance and Henry.

Morality/Religious Beliefs

 Morally he’s lawful evil and exploits all the loopholes in the system to get what he wants without regard for others, save his family and friends. Religiously, he’s Roman Catholic but only goes along with it for the sake of his grandmother.

Political Alignment

 He’s an anarcho-capitalist and leans heavily libertarian.

Conclusion

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Next week’s post will be on the commercialization of being progressive and woke.