Everyone is familiar with common euphemisms such as law enforcement officers, administrative assistants, and sanitation engineers. In an effort to further clarity and reduce offense below I have proposed a new series of such terms. Look them over and share your thoughts.
1.caloric impaired– As opposed to fat, overweight, and obese which carry negative connotations, especially for the latter which sounds like an exotic disease. This term reflects the reality that most people struggle with their weight due to issues with their caloric intake versus output.
2.coitus technician– Prostitute and hooker are such dirty words that belie the expertise and craftsmanship involved in the sex trade. Also because prostitution is legal in Nevada this term reflects they are professionals like any other working person.
3.sexual explorer– Slut is a troublesome word because of the double standard attached to its use and the shaming that goes along with it. However, sexual explorer conjures up images of sophistication, liberated sexuality, and fun.
4.augmented reality specialist– Unlike actor, this term is gender neutral and describes the modern state of acting as more computer generated content replaces the need for people.
5.truth dilation and contraction management– While it’s often joked politicians are professional liars, this term better describes their behavior. All campaigns are about crafting a narrative for the candidate by exaggerating the positives and suppressing the negatives.