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The Holden Effect
Since its publication The Cather in the Rye has gone on to be one of the most often banned books, and rightfully so for being plot-less anticlimactic garbage, but there’s no denying its impact on society. Catcher in the Rye codified teen angst and alienation as hallmarks of the coming of age process, and heavily influenced the counter-culture movements of the 60s.
He was the prototypical anti-teen, nonconformist before it was cool to be one, and gave social misfits a hero to root for, but since its debut countless other stories have traversed the same themes and better. Moreover, Holden is everything wrong with teenagers and the world in general. Holden Caulfield is held up as some deep intellectual who sees the world for what it really is, but he’s not.
Hypocrisy and Cynicism
Holden’s trade mark god damn phony is thrown around so much it loses meaning after two pages. Everything he criticizes others being phonies for he does himself: repeating things, lying, being self centered, etc.
This notion of calling out phonies has taken new heights online where like Holden people aren’t happy unless they’re railing against the latest manufactured controversy, or bashing the latest Holly Wood blockbuster. Never mind they’ve done nothing to help their cause de jure besides signing a petition on change.org, or that they’ve liked similar movies in the past.
Moreover like Holden they brand anyone who calls them on their bs trolls or haters. Words like racist, sexist and misogynist are thrown out to shut down debate, and failing that they run away.
Pretentious
Holden fancies himself a literary genius, yet he’s flunked out of four prep schools and about to be expelled for a fifth. Never mind we’re told, because all the teachers were out to get him, yet when we see his writing, it stinks!
With the advent of the internet and other new media everyone is now an expert or leader and thinks the world ought to know about their grand insight about life, but the truth is the majority of things posted on social media sites is banal.
Come on do you think people care what you ate for dinner or that you like band x over y? Or who you think is the greatest director/actor? Yes you may have infinity plus one friends online, but does that matter when you seldom, if ever, interact with them? Especially when people craft online personas worlds apart from their real life ones.
Entitlement, Narcissism, and Victim Hood
Holden’s biggest problem is he doesn’t realize most of his problems are self made. He blows things out of proportion, takes offense at
everything and always blames others for his failures. The kid thinks he’s owed the world and thus never puts any effort into things.
Like a perpetual two-year-old, Holden thinks he’s the center of the world and throws tantrums whenever the spotlight isn’t on him. He expects complete strangers to drop what they’re doing to hang out with him when he graces them with his magnanimous presence(snark off). He makes up stories to garner sympathy or to run away when his half-ass attempts at playing adult backfires.
He loves to play the victim card and would fit in with the PC police and nanny state of today. He’d be a cause celebre of any number of special interest groups dedicated to saving the children, with his raison d’etre either pornography or bullying.
Moreover his need to be recognized as a great writer leads me to believe Holden would a bitchy blogger who spammed twitter and other sites about how OMG awesome sauce he is, and would have no scruples about signing up for an American Idol style writing competition. And then retreating to his blog and writing about how the show was ridged when he’s eliminated in the audition phase.
Kidulthood
Holden constantly says how he doesn’t want to grow up then hits up bars and picks up a hooker. Gee kid, make up your fucking mind you great big phony. The real issue with Holden is he wants the rights of being an adult without any of the responsibilities that come with it.
Sure I can see the appeal of going out and getting hammered, coming home and playing Call Of Duty until dawn, and then waking up at noon and doing the same thing all over again. It’s easy when Mommy and Daddy take care of icky things like laundry, the bills, and working insane hours for not enough money. This is understandable when you’re in your twenties or early thirties and haven’t established yourself yet, but not for the rest of your life.
Conclusions
There come’s a point when everyone must grow up mentally and take on these mundane things. This is a fact no likes but must accept. Sure you can rage about how the world is unfair ad nauseum or cling to your childhood all you want, but it will change nothing. To everything there is a season and once it has passed you can’t go back.
Yes growing up is hard because all our life we were spoon fed fairy tales about how the world is, so when we learn things seldom work in such simplistic ways we feel betrayed and want to preserve that child hood innocence. We can’t go back because we know too much. As kids school, the neighborhood, our friends and family encompassed our world and everything outside of that may as well have been in another dimension. So while one phase of our life has ended, there’s no reason to mourn. There are still many more firsts left to discover before we shuffle off this mortal coil.
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